On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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