Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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