google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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