they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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