that's an acceptable place to lick
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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