Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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