You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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