But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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