Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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