some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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