your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
