on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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