did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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