do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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