You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So vagazzling was a success
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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