He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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