I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Everclear isn't food dammit
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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