when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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