My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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