We're facebook friends in real life
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
