There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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