But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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