So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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