He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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