So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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