People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm jealous of your bromance
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
