As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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