brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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