The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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