I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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