she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My dick has a subreddit
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
