Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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