Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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