Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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