What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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