There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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