Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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