And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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