I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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