i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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