But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm just crazy horny about you
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
