he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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