seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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