is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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