3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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