Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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