So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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