thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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