I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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