I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You pole danced in your parka.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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