You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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