Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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