In the future we'll all be gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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